Dinner at the Vineyard with your newly minted 16 YO son, Thing 3.
We each ate massive prime rib, baked potato and their famous salad (which is very yummy by the way). The salad puts that crap at Olive Garden to shame. (My apologies to you vegan pals. so I'm a flip flopper when it comes to food. Sue me.)
I even talked him into dessert. After all, it was a celebration type day.
Man, am I lucky to have such a fine son.