Corona, Smirnoff or Bud light?
Ugh, Mountain Dew yah drunkard
Flowers, Candy, or Cards?
You know this sucker was written by a chick
Beer, Wine, or Mixed drinks:
Two of the first three questions are about alcohol, sure can tell where your mind was at dear alcoholic author
Football, soccer or baseball:
baseball, the other two suck
Kiss, Hand Holding, or Hug?
hand holding is for children.
Buy, Borrow, or Lease:
Save until you can buy
Ford, Chevy, or Dodge.
Haven't owned one of those in years, they all suck at reliability
Email, Telephone, or Letter?
Letters or email, but then I'm literate
California, New York, or Florida?
All of those locations are for people that need to be "seen", none of the above
Kisses on the Neck, Stomach, or Ears?
Did I TELL you to stop yet?
Morning, Afternoon, or Night?
Christmas, Thanksgiving, or Halloween?
Halloween, scaring the shit out of the little bastards is loads of fun and all my pranks get blamed on teenagers
Dogs, Cats, or Hamsters:
Beach, Mountains, or Desert.
mountains are cool, water and deserts are boring
Cookies, Cake, or Brownies?
never met a dessert I didn't like
March, July, or October:
Breakfast, Lunch, or Dinner:
Giver, Sharer, or Keeper:
Eyes, Nose, or Mouth:
stupid question, ear hair of course
Friends that lie, Enemies that pretend to be your friend, or Alone:
yet another stupid question
WHAT WAS YOUR...
1. last beverage:
2. last in-coming call:
3. last cd played:
Rolling Stones - Sticky Fingers
4. last time you cried:
5. last text message:
to my youngest son
THIS MONTH HAVE YOU...
1. Made a new friend?
2. Laughed until you cried?
Nope, it has to be really funny for that
3. Met someone who changed your life?
4. Found out who are your true friends?
1. How many kids do you want to have?
have three, lets stop while we're ahead, shall we?
2. Do you have any pets?
Yes and no, and that's all I'm going to say about that
3. Do you wanna change your name?
4. What did you do yesterday?
went to work, got lots done
5. Do you get butterflies when you talk to that "special" someone?
more like wasps buzzing inside my noggin talking to that "unspecial" someone
6. What were you doing last night at 10:30pm?
trying to fall asleep
7. Last time you saw your father?
Years ago the week before he died
8. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life?
divorce or marriage take your pick
9. What are you listening to right now?
Fresh Air on KNOW
10. Mariah, Madonna, Christina or Britney?
Not one of them can write a song by themselves worth a shit. I'm not sure any of the group could play an instrument without Special High Intensity Training (SHIT) before hand. I prefer music by the people that really create it in their heads and see the vision through to reality. Like Dylan, Hendrix, and so many more worthwhile artists. In 25 years, no one will remember Britney unless she's trashing some trailer park somewhere.