When you are riding a bicycle and lose a race to a rabbit.
And the rabbit was facing in the opposite direction you were at the start.
And you had a rolling start when the race began.
And the race only lasted the lengths of two residential home yards.
And the rabbit makes a complete 90° turn at speed after the second house and is still leading when you lose sight of him behind some bushes.
Only redeeming factor? It did make for a smile that early in the morning. And I guess I scared the beejebus out of that bunny.